So my family got together for Christmas, we had a good time, exchanged stories... here's one from my mother, which I hadn't heard beforehand since I moved away several months ago.
Remember Felix Baumgartner? The guy who broke the sound barrier while freefalling? Well, my mother's boss was watching the whole thing at a restaurant near where they work, and one particularly dumb blonde asked, "wait, what if he misses the Earth?"
You know, I never, ever met anyone as stupid as the filth you find on the internet in person, but having seen them in action I can totally believe someone would be this dumb. Isaac Newton mustn't have just rolled in his grave, he must have sleepwalked all over the graveyard.
Maybe she thought the Moon would but in take the guy for itself.
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