Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The hoax season begins!

That's right, with any new Pokémon game come new hoaxes, fake scans, fake accounts from the friend of a cousin who works at Gamefreak, and more! If you see a cactus owl Pokémon (WTF?), it's already been confirmed as fake, as well as everything that comes along with it. Some A-grade D-bag also posted some bullshit on Serebii's forums about a new starter trio, a new region, and a new Striaton-like gym with female waitresses that use Snivy, Tepig and Oshawott. And much, much more. You'd have to be a complete moron to buy into it... which many, many people did. Yeah, I'm badly ashamed of my species right now.


  1. As a decently smart human being (i think), i honestly find some of these downright hilarious. I mean, come on, how can you not crack a smile at the idea of a new region and new pokemon in the middle of a generation?

    As for the people that actually believe this shit... well, the earth can afford to lose a few million people every once in a while - it really won't hurt anyone in the long run.

  2. Wow, humans are so naive...

    Which makes me wish my mother was an alien pregnant with me while she was traveling to Earth. Hey, I may as well be with how well (sarcasm) people understand the autism spectrum. Of course, they think I am as I am because I am a jerk. What they do not know is I am a jerk cursed with Asperger's. Why is logic relegated to only autistics (mainly Asperger's) and other smart humans? Oh, wait. "Normal" humans do not like using their brain or putting effort into things...

    Still, we all know the drill. Even if we have a different story, the gym leaders, region, MAYBE the Elite Four (Crystal's is supposed to be Kanto's in three years, and Hoenn changed Champions), and the Pokemon will be the same. So, how do you think they will handle Reshiram and Zekrom? Both of them in both games, one whose DNA was not absorbed by Kyurem, or one whose DNA was absorbed by Kyurem?...

  3. *HunterRyosuke cannot be contacted at the moment, he is currently loudly facedesking repeatedly, please leave a message after the dial tone.*