Saturday, August 8, 2015

This is trolling... no one can be this oblivious... right?

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry after seeing this. Please tell me this is just one big troll.

(And before you ask, no, I'm not into that... stuff. I just happened to come across this post on accident. Else why would I be so judgemental towards this guy?)

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  1. No, it's trolling. I have a high tolerance for accepting things as non-trolling since I've seen way too many people saying ridiculous things and turning out to be completely sincere. But the presence of statements like "Anal vore is my life" and "One of my cousins they thought it was "creepy"...?" heavily imply trolling to me. I've seen some pretty strong fetishists online, but even the most deranged people with the strangest fetishes know how the public reacts to those fetishes and they wouldn't claim that it was like an identity for them. Even if such an event were to happen, there's no way you get together a group of relatively normal people, subject them to that and they have such a subdued response.

    This is definitely trolling. It's written in such a way as to make the author look as oblivious as possible, emphasizing that they don't know how society could find their fetish creepy at all. Even if it seems completely normal to the author, there's no way he/she looks up that kind of stuff online and doesn't come across the idea that the fetish is maligned by society.

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  2. Like Shade said above me, they'd have probably tried to word it better if they were sincere...

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  3. This seems like those "I identify as an attack helicopter" parodies.

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  4. Another thing is, if he was as oblivious to the reactions of his family and friends as he described (at one point he mentions that he thought the party would go really well and was disappointed when it didn't) then he wouldn't need to have a "coming out" party. He'd think it was perfectly normal to be into anal vore and if it was as much "his life" as he said, he would have said it earlier.

    Pretty contradictory if you ask me.

    Also... you wouldn't commission an artist to depict you being anally vored on by a family member, print it out and give it to them if you were trying to sell them on the idea of the fetish being super great. As people in the comments say, it gets so ridiculous that Poe's Law is well in effect.

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  5. It amuses me how we're pretty much the most cynical bunch alive, and STILL nobody thinks it's legit. That makes me feel a bit better, actually.

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    1. Seriously though, people are fucking stupid.

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    2. That got a chuckle out of me. We may be cynical, but even our cynicism can only go so far...

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    3. 2 comments said it all. They were so thorough we don't have anything to add. XD

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  6. I want to look up what is anal vore on Google but I don't want that in my browser history... Whatever it is, it sounds disgusting just by the name alone...

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    1. well, I'll put it this way. Vore is latin which essentially means "to eat". Regular vore in terms of Rule 34 means being eaten by or eating someone else. From from what I've heard, there are two kinds, soft vore where you just sit around in someone's belly and enjoy things and hard vore where you actually get digested and die. The prefix on the type of vore it is generally tells you which part of the body is doing the eating.

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    2. (shudders) Couldn't the guy have chosen a less nightmare-inducing fetish to troll people who don't have that fetish with?...

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    3. ....okay so it's cannibalism.... of the anus?

      I think I'm just more confused now...

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    4. As I understand it, it's basically shoving an entire person up your anal cavity.

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    5. I know unless it's hard vore, it implies a lot of artistic license or magic, but the people who are into this kind of thing must also be sadomasochists...

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    6. Oh so it's impossible? How does one even get an impossible fetish like that? Unless you are shoving midgets up your ass, this isn't even a thing you can do. I don't think midgets would work actually.

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    7. These are the kind of things that make me almost throw up reading it

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    8. Ok this is fucked. Let's just shut up.

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