Saturday, July 25, 2015

Tommy Wiseau is a child molester

According to Greg Sestero's book, The Disaster Artist, The Room's never-before-told canon claims Lisa is 21 (Juliette Danielle's age when the movie was made, whether it's coincidental or not). She and Johnny were stated by the movie to have been together for seven years prior to the movie's events - making Lisa 14 years old when she first started dating Johnny. Ergo, Johnny is a pedophile.

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  1. I believe 'ephebophile' is the more correct term in this case, but that doesn't make it any less creepy.

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    1. Of course not, anyway how's your sex life?

      [Johnny is the epitome of a creep, but everyone loves him and he's a favorite customer!]

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    2. Ah ha ha ha, what a story, Mark.

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  2. Shit, I read the book but don't remember that. Johnny is even creepier than we thought (who knows, maybe in unwritten canon he's grooming Denny?) Well not like Tommy Wiseau is known to make a coherent story, he probably just got the math wrong or had an idea of Lisa's age once then changed it but forgot "that" aspect. Considering some of his ideas for the movie like aliens coming in, the theory makes sense.

    How does one explain "The Room" to someone who never heard of it?

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    1. Something you need to see to believe...

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    2. Unfortunately I have people that refuse my movie choices now that I had them watch this "masterpiece". It really is beyond description (and coherence).

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    3. It still needs to be seen to be believed. I guess I'm lucky I don't go out on movie nights with people...

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  3. And here, I thought Tommy Wiseau couldn't get creepier...

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    1. I don't think this is even his final form

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  4. Apparently Tommy Wiseau originally had an actress around his age casted as Lisa according to the book.

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    1. Then that actress was smart for leaving. That or Wiseau thought she was too old...

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  5. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's razor

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  6. This actually makes complete sense, sadly.

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  7. If he was a pedophile he would have left her once she got too old.... or maybe he did... I actually don't know because I never read or seen The Room... either way a pedophile would have lost interest by 21 years old...

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