Turns out Hyrule Warriors' MM map is a nightmare too, sometimes at least. I just basically got forced into using the god mode (read: permanent item power-up) potion on a few missions in the Snowhead area. There's one in particular where you have to fight an inappropriately overpowered Wizzro - my level 77 Midna takes THIRTEEN HEARTS worth of damage if she's unfortunate enough to fall for his grab attack, and his neverending waves of projectiles can take off a good five or six too. The Mask of Truth is about as useful as tits on a snake, too - what the game doesn't tell you is that its effect lasts TWO MINUTES, not the whole battle like the tutorial pretends.
So what does one do when pushed to these extremes? Take it out on a whole bunch of Wizzros, of course. I did the Rupee contest mission just south of Clock Town to get a bomb, and it turned out to be the funniest thing ever. The greats hordes of Wizzros would just gravitate around me and get slaughtered. And when that happens, you steal some money from them, too. The end result? This. I know my result isn't super amazing, especially since I was doing it without the Rupee potion, but the AI getting such a miserable result is something I never expected, especially since I didn't go out of my way to kill the Wizzros or anything. Not pictured: the eight Wizzro robes I got, or me getting an A-rank despite getting straight up in the face of enemies that don't flinch when you attack them.