Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest site on the internet.

It dates from last century, but there was indeed no way to go but down after this. Make sure to check out their FAQ. Hysterical stuff.

12 comments:

  1. " in cult rituals,"
    I think my bladder exploded from laughter after reading that...

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  2. The contents of the site are great, but the design is even better. It looks like everybody's first website in web design class.

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    1. It was fairly standard back in 1999, to be fair.

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    2. I actually really liked the design of the site, its not like there's these clumped corners and broken javascript everywhere or flashy freaking introduction videos

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  3. This particular site... just WOW. Either I just discovered a reason to be even more pessimistic, or this is the greatest joke site ever.
    "Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful." I'm laughing hysterically on the inside.

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    1. There is no freaking way this site isn't a joke. I know saying "people can't possibly be that stupid!" is usually a terrible idea, but this qualifies.

      The fact that every one of their facts is absolutely right seals it though. For them to have gotten that much correct, and considering subject matter, they had to have known what they were doing.

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  4. Best troll site ever. Does anyone not know those guys are talking about WATER?

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    1. Use the sciency name for anything, and people will be scared of something they don't understand...

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    2. *Creates wiki about table salt using its scientific name*
      *Someone reads it*
      Person: *gasp* "Holy sh*t! Thank goodness you created this wiki, otherwise this Sodium Chloride could've killed many people! I gotta go warn others!" *runs off*
      Me: *blank face* "...I was just talking about table salt...

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  5. Hey, I remember this. I came across this in the late 90s back on AOL.

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  6. Actually, that's only the second most ridiculous website on the internet. This is the first one: singsonicthehedgehog.ytmnd.com/

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