Serebii's Pokémon of the Week sections are a source of endless amusement. From last weekend's article on Gogoat:
Its physical Attack and its physical movepool is just phenomenal
As a reminder, and I think you'll need it because who the hell uses Gogoat, its attack stat is 100. ONE HUNDRED. That's apparently phenomenal. Well, it is... when it's backed by Huge Power. And I'm not seeing Huge Power anywhere here. Please don't show whoever wrote this Scizor's or Garchomp's attack stats, else I think you may have blood on your hands.
And its physical movepool? Hardly phenomenal. Sure, Horn Leech is a great move, but aside from that, what does Gogoat really have? Earthquake, fine, but then you have a shitload of much less interesting moves, such as Return, Aerial Ace, Rock Slide, Wild Charge, Brick Break... nothing worth getting excited over. And the worst part about it is, the Assault Vest, which is just as popular as Leftovers, is confined to "Other Options" while the Choice Band, which you'll NEVER see on Gogoat, has its own section. What. Speaking of the Assault Vest, did I mention it forces you to use two of the "lesser" moves I mentioned earlier? When Aerial Ace of all things is part of one of your standard sets, I don't think you have any right to call your physical movepool "phenomenal". Oh, right, having Earthquake automatically makes your physical attacking prowess phenomenal. Sorry, I forgot. Sure, it's not as bad as Keldeo's special movepool (which means Keldeo would be uber if it had any kind of special movepool), but... phenomenal. Seriously.