Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Error 404: interest in E3 not found.

Seriously, I can't bring myself to give a damn. The only thing to look forward to is the mandatory massive blunder everyone will make fun of for weeks, and even there Sony set the bar so high back in 2006 that nothing can NOT be a disappointment in that department. The whole fish AI mess is the closest anyone's gotten, and even there that was just one blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment as opposed to a 1000-car pileup that just keeps on going.

Innovation! Yeah, right. If I had a dollar for every time that word was misused at E3, even the greedy penny-pincher that I am would jump on the philanthropy bandwagon. Extra points when said "innovation" involves zombies.

Nope, I think I'm just going to sit back, read the highlights, and be done in 30 seconds. Far more efficient use of my time.


  1. I didn't even realise that E3 was coming up to be honest. Other than the odd ORAS clip that might appear I'm not interested.

  2. I'm only interested in getting my hopes crushed by Smash Bros. Not worth sitting through E3...

  3. I never watch the events themselves, just read the highlights.