Sunday, June 8, 2014

Double standards all the way across the web

> Makes fun of Edward Cullen fangirls because he's over 100 years old
> Has a hard-on for Rosalina who's many times older

The internet, ladies and gentlemen. Not sure if there's an image macro that'd fit this, though I'm open to suggestions.

Of course this is really relevant these days due to heavyweights being the early favorites for best weight class in MK8, and yet good luck finding anyone using Waluigi, Roy or DK. Seriously, Rosalina's hardly the character I would've expected to turn into a memetic sex goddess, but hey, I'm not part of those crazies either.

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  1. You have no idea how many idiots get hard on for Rosalina, some even gave up on Galaxy 2 just because she only appeared near the end.

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    1. Even though all she did in Galaxy 1 was stand in one spot doing nothing! FML.

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    2. Then again, we're talking about the same group who love Cynthia who did just as much as she did.

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    3. Gotta be the blonde hair covering one eye.

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  2. I'm mostly using Waluigi online. Not because I particularly like him, but because the choices of heavyweight characters are kinda limited to characters I personally don't care much about, so... at least ProtonJon's Waluigi impersonation was funny ?
    It's really to the point I'd rather be using a Mii character I made myself, but apparently, they only come in featherweight, cruiser weight and super heavyweight for some reasons.

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    1. I'd probably use Waluigi too if I wasn't using what's basically the one major set that favors super heavyweights (inward drifter and Roller tires).

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  3. Personally, I'm just relieved it's not Baby Rosalina that has this type of attention.

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  4. I personally usually main as Luigi, Waluigi, and Rosalina, just because I personally like their characters. I really like Roselina because she's pretty much the only character in the mario universe with a decently interesting story surrounding her. it's pretty annoying about the people who like her just because they have a boner for her.

    I would like to mention that there are many other reasons to make fun of Twilight fan girls other than their love for someone who's very old, I don't think I usually hear that argument. Though any Rosalina fans trying to make that argument are definitely being hypocritical.

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  5. Very off topic, but accidentally just cloned a fucking Sceptile and Kyogre. I traded them from Sapphire to Emerald, and while the trade was completely successful and I didn't turn off the systems until after it was finished, they are now in BOTH GAMES.

    I didn't even know you could do that unintentionally.

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    1. I have a really glitched up Platinum, and I once used it to great effect to clone Arceuses and Regigigases in a similar manner.

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