> Makes fun of Edward Cullen fangirls because he's over 100 years old
> Has a hard-on for Rosalina who's many times older
The internet, ladies and gentlemen. Not sure if there's an image macro that'd fit this, though I'm open to suggestions.
Of course this is really relevant these days due to heavyweights being the early favorites for best weight class in MK8, and yet good luck finding anyone using Waluigi, Roy or DK. Seriously, Rosalina's hardly the character I would've expected to turn into a memetic sex goddess, but hey, I'm not part of those crazies either.