Thursday, June 13, 2013

Super Smash Bros. for Idiotic Marketing Department

For the love of Arceus, Nintendo, can't you do ANYTHING right aside from the games themselves? Who the fuck is going to call it "Super Smash Bros. for Wii U"? Just watch, everyone will go the Sonic 2006 route and call it SSB4 until the end of time. Speaking of which, doing just what Sonic 2006 did and just calling it "Super Smash Bros." would've been a better idea than... this. At least drop the "for" from the title, you morons. "Super Smash Bros. Wii U" wouldn't have been the best name ever, but it would've been a step up. I'm just one guy who's a few buttons short of a controller, and I can still come up with better names than your crack team you pay god knows how much. Sad.

8 comments:

  1. Didn't Sakurai say in an interview that they hadn't picked the name and this was just a placeholder?

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    1. I don't really know, but I've seen talk about it in a way that suggests this is anything but.

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  2. They should just keep escalating the subtitles. SSB Clash -> SSB Riot -> SSB War -> SSB Nuclear War... And then, back to SSB Stick Fight.

    Haha.

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  3. Does the name really matter? I mean, it IS Super Smash Bros for the Wii U.
    I'm suprised you're complaining aboout this and not the Wii Fit Trainer, frankly.

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  4. Hopefully, this game will not suck like Sonic Next Gen...especially because Mega Man is in it...

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    1. Shouldn't it be Sonic Last Gen now?

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  5. I can't tell if these names are lazy or subtle. See, it's Super Smash Bros 4 3DS and Super Smash Bros 4 Wii U!

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