Sunday, April 28, 2013

The new worst game of all time, right here!

The title of worst game of all time has always been up for debate. E.T., Superman 64, Big Rigs, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, you name it, someone can disagree with your pick and make a good argument.

Not anymore.

Not only does this pile of dung blatantly rip off Pokémon and Mario, but it does so while charging outrageous amounts of REAL money for not only unlockables, but necessary things like ammo and extra lives! This makes EA and Activision look respectable! Who in their right mind would buy anything for this? Not even the fool who shelled out $20000 for a Diablo 3 weapon would want to be anywhere near this! I mean, it absolutely takes the "micro" out of "microtransaction".

Oh, and it has the balls to have the word "Free" in the title. t(^.^t)

9 comments:

  1. To be fair, the ammo refill only cost a dollar. The hundred dollars were for the notCharizard. (Also, that game can burn forever.)

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    1. A dollar for an ammo refill is still absolutely ridiculous. It's the exact same thing as charging a dollar for a W-tank in Megaman... if the Mega Buster didn't exist and your weapons weren't recharged between each stage.

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    2. Except in Mega Mans IV and V for Game Boy for the ones universally considered good (as opposed to slightly worse than the rest). Even then, if those are rereleased on the iOS, the game already HAS currency in P-Chips that you can grind when you need a re-fill. Heck, the Energy Balancer exists in at least V for Game Boy, I believe. I know what the rip-off makers were thinking. They were not thinking of quality or originality or any of that crap that makes people want a game. No, they were only thinking, "We've GOT to have MONEY!"...

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  2. This is why people look down on mobile devices as gaming consoles. Oh, and guess who refuses to buy the "Have all collectibles" thing in the inferior but still playable port of Mega Man X on iOS. Why? Because I can pretty much find everything myself!! For how bad some think it is, at least it is a remake instead of a blatant rip-off made solely for money without cashing in on the entertainment value...

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  3. I love how, in the main menu, 'Store' is above 'Play'. Speaks volumes about the game.

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  4. I am usually not one for negative language, but fuck this company not only making a crappy game, not only for BLATANTLY ripping of prominent franchises, but for the pup-up windows every second that can cost a hundred dollars for just an accidental misclick as well as severely hampering gameplay. This game makes me sick to my stomach, and every last person who gave this travesty the green light should be in jail. There's making a crappy overpriced game, but then there's shameless robbery targeted toward people who downloaded this """free""" app. Seriously, fuck them.

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  5. Two possibilities occurred to me as I watched the video:

    1. The game was created by a massive troll trying to point out how bad microtransactions can get, and maybe poke fun at the game quality on the iOS market along the way.

    2. The game was whipped up in an afternoon with the knowledge that all it would take is one moron with holes in his pockets to pay for the game and beyond.

    Creating games, even games as awful as this, takes some level of intelligence. I refuse to believe that someone could have the capacity to create a game as well as think this was a good idea to put on the market.

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  6. My God. This game is absolutely fucking horrendous. This may be worse than Metroid High. No wait, it IS worse. The only redeeming feature about this game is that you can choose to NOT download it.

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  7. I don't know if this is true but after digging through the comments I found that someone said the buyable levels are just reskins of the free ones. Jesus Christ! It wouldn't be worth it if everything in this cost 0$ This game should've just been called Super CONster Bros.

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