Friday, April 5, 2013

The most condescending human being in existence

Can I punch him in the face? Can I? Can I? Can I? He and the Ocean Marketing guy would make such a happy pair. We need to hook these two up!

On that note, if I were Sony right now, I would be dying from laughter right now. The winner of the last gen practically faceplanted out of the blocks, and its other competitor wants EVERY GAME ON THE SYSTEM to be online-only. Sure, the developers might like that, but let's see how they like their games not selling.


  1. Yeah, Sony is going in rather confident with their entry into the next generation when the PS4 comes out...

  2. I would hardly call the Wii U a faceplant. It's not stormed out of the starting gate, but Nintendo knows from experience that when they actually try for big Sony-style exstravaganza openings they fail miserably.

    They're going for the same long game as the 3DS - slowly build the library, avoid losing what core support they have left. (That said, I'm still going to support them however I can, because I see nothing but bad in a future where Pokémon gets farmed out onto mobile devices, so I'm probably not the most reliable narrator.)

  3. Slow was talking about the original Wii, actually...

    1., I was talking about the Wii U. The original Wii was anything BUT a faceplant off the blocks. It started off like it was Usain Bolt, and stumbled to the finish line, still beating both the PS3 and 360 in the end.

  4. I do not regret boycotting Microsoft as much as possible. If it weren't for compatibility issues, I'd try to change my computer as well.