(Yeah, you know shit's bad when I of all people tag something as NSFW.)
You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. That last paragraph there needs a bit of context: he's been frequenting the local gay bar in recent days, and handing out attraction business cards of sorts (because his arms are so atrophied a full-fledged sign like in the old days must weigh five, if not ten doghouses). He allegedly friended other regulars on Facebook, and a few of them unfriended him at the speed of light when they saw he was pulling that kind of creepy shenanigans. Their loss. I mean, look at how much of an irresistible bombshell he is!