Wednesday, May 20, 2015

You laugh, you lose: Chris-Chan circa 2015 (NSFW)

(Yeah, you know shit's bad when I of all people tag something as NSFW.)

You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. That last paragraph there needs a bit of context: he's been frequenting the local gay bar in recent days, and handing out attraction business cards of sorts (because his arms are so atrophied a full-fledged sign like in the old days must weigh five, if not ten doghouses). He allegedly friended other regulars on Facebook, and a few of them unfriended him at the speed of light when they saw he was pulling that kind of creepy shenanigans. Their loss. I mean, look at how much of an irresistible bombshell he is!

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  1. This guy has got to be the most delusional human being ever if he still believes these work.

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    1. ...I guess what's going on in his head is that since he's tapping into a brand new target audience, it's worth a try? Of course he's too dumb to realize WHY he failed miserably with straight women... or why neither straight nor homosexual women will want anything to do with a so-called "lesbian with a dick", as opposed to both like he's obviously thinking.

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  2. (shudders) Why can't this bastard just fade away?...

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    1. And lose the crazy entertainment factor he's unwittingly mastered to perfection? No way!

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    2. @Ness Prower That's like asking human stupidity in general to fade away. At best, it won't happen for quite a while.

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  3. I'm still in absolute shock and disbelief that this.... bipedal human-like creature was diagnosed as mentally sane by the psychological clinic he was referred to. The "crazy entertainment factor he's unwittingly mastered to perfection" ceases to be very humorous when knowing that he's been reduced to this state. Shakespeare would probably have some difficulty in replicating this kind of tragedy.

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    1. The way he writes the script of his own life is much like the way Tommy Wiseau writes the script of a movie. You know you're setting yourself up for crazy, so you might as well enjoy the ride.

      (With that said, it's rumored that he's about to get forced into seeking psychiatric help over the fallout of the Boxing Day macing. About time. Though can you imagine the poor psychiatrist who's going to have to hear the story of his life?)

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  4. First the incident over at Smogon and now this. Bah.

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  5. Pfffft...Must...resist...urge...to die...of laughter...

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  6. Christian Weston Chandler, not to be confused with the guy who created his own engine to prove that Sonic games could be good on mobile devices. Well, Sonic 1 and 2. CD got to be on other consoles that aren't the Wii...

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