Sunday, October 26, 2014

I might be a horrible person.

So while going through the Sonichu reading I mentioned a few days ago, I came across this alternate ending to the Christmas special in the comments to one of the videos. And I found it way funnier than it had any right to be. Probably because, well, it's Sonichu and everything related to it deserves to burn in a ball of hellfire, but it's still a family burning to death in a house (oops, spoilers). What does that make me?

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  1. Wait, didn't CWC's house burn down at one point

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    1. Yes, recently I think, and all of the shit he was hoarding probably didn't help that. It's weird, I haven't really looked into Sonichu as much as I've seen him in real life and all of the different phases of trolls he went through. (The best was Liquid Chris, who tried to impersonate Chris and convince him that he was the real Chris. Of course, CWC thought he was absolutely serious.) His life is so...bizarre. I've watched most of his various episodes over at CWCVilleLibrary on YouTube and I've never felt such a strange combination of hatred, sadness, and comedy at once. Over the years you see him spiral further into insanity and delusion. In 2014, he's suddenly a crossdresser, which is ironic after all he's done. And yet he still tries to seduce women in the exact same way. As cliche as it sounds, it's like a train-wreck. You just can't look away.

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    2. Recently, huh? Well, this parody goes back to 2010. THE AUTHOR IS A PROPHET.

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    3. Yeah. I'm surprised that everyone made it out safely. The first thing that comes to mind when you see his house is "deathtrap." He was lucky.

      From the CWCki (yes, that's a thing):

      "Nature of the blaze

      There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door, the plastic coating of which had worn away.[1] Chris admitted to using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a Keurig coffee maker. Why the Chandlers' had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in Chris's recent video tour of his home, coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that is/was 14 Branchland Court; piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.
      Chris initially blamed the coffee brewer's faulty wiring for having "sparked my power socket" and starting the blaze."

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    4. I'm not even surprised that he has his own wiki at this point. Screw Jonathan Goldsmith, he IS the most interesting man in the world. Not in the way he SHOULD be, but hey. So much crap has happened to him, not even the most renowned politicians, musicians, actors and assorted celebrities can compare.

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    5. Thoughts on said wiki? Some people feel that it's going too far.

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    6. I'm torn. On one hand harassment is never cool, and on the other hand I can't bring myself to sympathize with him given the nature of the character. Though I guess such documentation at least brings context to some events in the comic, which would otherwise go over everyone's heads.

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    7. I'm very bad at taking sides myself. Yes, they do tend support the trolls who can sometimes just hate on him for the autism. On the other hand, Chris is a very nasty person who is impossible to sympathize with.

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    8. Unlike what most people on the internet may lead you to believe, there's nothing wrong with seeing something in other than full black or full white.

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    9. Yeah, kind of hard to sympathize with him for all the trolling done to him (which sucks, mind you) when he IS the reason we autistics (I heard Asperger's isn't considered autism anymore, but I wouldn't know) have a bad name on the Internet. He is every negative autism stereotype in the book...

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    10. Asperger's never really was autism to start with, they're just somewhat related.

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    11. Well, apparently some people decided they were "too related" to be worth being called something different. But it'll take a while before the name Asperger goes completely away since many people are still used this term.

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  2. Compared to the spawn of Satan that he is normally, you need some dark humor to lighten the mood...

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    1. DARK humor to LIGHTEN the mood. Yep, he's just that pitch black. When no one even wants to defend you because you're autistic...

      I'd have to say, seriously, that his parents utterly botching his education and sheltering him like that didn't help. If they just explained to him how the world works instead of going into his own little world of make-believes, maybe he would've turned out differently.

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    2. The sad thing is that I didn't notice that until I published it. At least I had a good friend or two by my side (REAL friends. I guess having a steady girlfriend for four years also helped), so I wouldn't become Christian Chandler 2.0. He's older than us, Slow, and we have a better perception of the world than him...

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    3. Oh, by the way, I'm going through the finale now, and he basically used the subplot from Arkham City involving Joker's blood THREE YEARS BEFORE ARKHAM CITY CAME OUT. Please tell me Rocksteady didn't read Sonichu beforehand. Please tell me...

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    4. At least Rocksteady did it better. And at least they didn't basically write a story about "curing" homosexuality. I wish to whatever cosmic force is out there that I was making that up...

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