Sunday, September 21, 2014

The rock bottom of the Sonic fanbase

Guess who found it? (Not for the faint of heart, naturally.)

So yeah, if there's anything worse than this, I don't want to know. Actually, I sorta kinda want to, because morbid curiosity and all. Still, I want to note that this goes back to about a decade ago, back when Sonic's reputation wasn't ruined by a steady stream of shitty games. Is it worse now? Can it physically even get worse than this?

Oh, and what I wouldn't give to see a "where are they now?" thing to see what happened to the poor saps who made these posts. Are they still as psychologically unbalanced? Are they still single? Do they have a job? (I know if I owned a company and found out a prospective employee did that kind of shit, ten years ago or not, there wouldn't be enough NOPEs in the world.)

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  1. Part of this emotionally disturbs me but another part makes me want to carry on reading...

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  2. I remember BBC one did a video on some guy who changed his name last name to "Rose" as he was uh, really into Amy, and about 3 years later he did another video where he was arrested for assulting a child, that's the whole where are they now kind of deal

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    1. Wow. Just wow. Then again, this IS the reality of more fanbases than I'd like there to be(as in, more than 0). Luckily, while not everyone is like this, it's still depressing and disgusting to know that there are actually some people that are actually like this. It's always the most popular franchises that draw in the most unstable fans. This is part of why I'm pessimistic about humanity. Every fanbase that I'm a part of always seems to have insane, immature, or obsessed fans that are ruining its reputation.

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  3. Wow. I wonder how the admin reacted to Sonic 2006...

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    1. Have you seen the anti-Amy creepypasta Slowbeef read a few days ago? Probably a more extreme case of this, where Elise gets consumed by STDs (you know, for being "promiscuous")...

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    2. So, basic idea is...that. From what I've read, she claimed to quit Sonic on something MUCH more petty. Get this: She claims she quit Sonic because she found out...that the characters were voice acted by MAN! Definitely a troll...

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    3. I dunno, the deep end of insanity is a thing none of us can even imagine.

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    4. (shudders) I think we've found the perfect girlfriend for the writer of Sonichu...

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    5. I REALLY want to say that this is a joke site... but then again, that would be giving society more credit than it probably deserves. Seriously, though. I already knew that some parts of the Sonic fanbase are repulsive and detestable in such a way that you would be convinced just how far down humanity has fallen, but it's still upsetting whenever another example of this pops up nonetheless.

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    6. Again, she's not even a Sonic fan anymore. Now, she's an example of the evil of humanity by begging for money and seeking attention. Ship Christian Chandler to France. I think we found his soulmate...

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    7. The point is, she was once. And she didn't even "get over it" in the normal way, she went in this deep, dark territory when she found out about Ryan Drummond and Jason Griffith because she was just THAT obsessed.

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    8. To be fair, that is valid because people will never let her forget. That's why my first reaction was "troll". I'd like to believe that no human is really that stupid or that desperate for attention...Then I remember what species I'm talking about...

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  4. I don't see anything wrong with a poll titled "How do YOU want Eggman to fuck you?"

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    1. Making fake marriage certificates to fictional characters, on the other hand...

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  5. Dare of the ages: Go to DeviantArt (A dare in of itself) and then search "sexy sonic". Be sure to turn mature content on.
    (Oh wait, that needs an account. Never mind.)

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  6. I wanted to think that this was done just for a joke, but looking at how many posts there are, either a lot of people are in on this "joke" or they're actually serious

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  7. I read the entire thing while feeling my brain slowly melting. I wish I had a way to suppress those extremely painful memories now. Although knowing from a conversation above that she quit because she found out about voice actors is actually hilarious enough to make this whole trip through hell almost worth it.

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    1. Almost?! (sighs) I'll take what I can get...
      She seriously did, by the way...

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    2. I feel some kind of sadistic joy in seeing idiots being devastated of learning what is supposed to be common knowledge... I guess it's a little guilty pleasure of mine. Couldn't help but start uncontrollably snickering when I read that.

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    3. I know I take deep pride in trying to be as open-minded as I can be and always trying to understand the 2 sides of each argument, but even I have my limits...

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  8. Why oh why do the Sonic fanbase have to muck in my mud? Also, on subject of creepy, typing in Sonic and Shadow on deviantart gives us way more pregnant Shadow images than a monitor can handle.

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    1. Well you can't say Sonic Shorts didn't warn you.

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    2. Fuck I love Sonic Shorts. Reading that document more carefully, I'm not sure whether to cry in a corner or laugh till I suffer a heart attack.

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    3. That shit is PAINFUL to watch. At least for me.

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