Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Is this... the internet's rock bottom at long last?

No need for words from me. Just read this and weep.

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  1. Why is it that every time my faith in humanity is restored something else has to come along and destroy it again?

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  2. I think I have just seen the absolute depths of the void.

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  3. Unsurprising to me. Once you accept that no matter how low you've seen the internet get, you've never seen the bottom, things like this become normal. Anonymity is truly one of our biggest blessings and biggest curses.

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  4. (jaw on floor) How do these bakas even feed themselves?! There should be a law against those idiots breeding!...
    Look, guys. Just because a girl is hot doesn't mean she's your dream girl! You can oogle her all you want, but if she's like that...then may the powers that be have mercy on your soul...

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    1. I never understood why a girl has to have "certain features about them" to be honest.

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    2. I was more referring to the people who comment while only really paying attention to her picture...
      My philosophy is that honesty is a choice independent of all else...The choice can be made easier both ways if there are certain mental things being had...

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    3. I was talking about image features.

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  5. What da? I've always hated the fact that internet dating sites exist to begin with but this is how people get their kicks?

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  6. I was about to respond in an ironic fashion, but then was like, "Oh yeah, Poe's Law." That reminds me of something. I just wanna know did you ever get that six pack, and if yes then how did you lose belly fat?

    (Just joking, of course. I stress that this was NOT a serious question. It is sad that I am now obligated to clarify this, since there is clearly no minimum level of intelligence for any random person on the internet.)

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  7. Why would humanity think of such a thing?

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  8. I'm tempted to say that using a fat woman as her profile pic would work, but I've seen the kind of women Chris Chan thinks are "pretty," and there's some guy on deviantart who wants to do a three way with Prince John's crown and Skeletaur's staff.

    There is no hope.

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    1. We don't mention that disgrace to humanity (Chandler)...
      There's BEEN no hope...

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    2. You're too nice. Learning of the fact that a thing like Chandler could even exist put me into depression.

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    3. Me? Nice? You haven't heard all the horrible things I want to do to him, then...

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    4. I have to admit, I feel I'm too passive with what I say about this sexist, racist, homophobic pig.

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    5. He's not a pig, he just didn't know any better at the time. He's very depressed about the state of his life right now. If I can blame him for anything, it would be his unwillingness to educate and improve himself and work for something better than living from government support. At least he knows what his own league is when it comes to women, but even the social outcasts among females are scared of him.

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    6. I don't care if he didn't know better. In fact, he and his mother attempted to injury some guy with their car.

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    7. I agree with you, Brit. He may be a manchild, but he has to be aware that he could have prevented all this by GROWING UP! Well, that and burning down Sonichu and everything else he came up with. He HAS to know that he can't get away with it by acting like a spoiled child that hides behind autism. People like Chandler make me sick, and that's putting it very nicely...
      It matters not if he claims to be depressed at the monster he is. It's not so easy to change. Just as an abuse victim will go back to their abusive relationship, so too will Chandler relapse into the persona that's made him the horrible swine (as you describe him, Brit) he has been for years...

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    8. Well, his house burned down.

      https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/582957248465425

      https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/582985011795982

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    9. Maybe karma? It sucks that someone's house suffered that, but I find it really hard to feel sorry for him...

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    10. Thank you. While it does suck for his house to get burnt down, why should I feel sorry for a very negative person. It's like if someone told me I should feel sorry for Mark Bridger because he was injured.

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    11. Indeed. Besides, we both know he'll probably relapse. Sonichu was his unhealthy obsession that helped ruin his life even before he made it a web comic. Why should we think he changed permanently? "Oh, my house burned down! Woe is me!" Yeah? Chandler still needs therapy and more jail time...Therapy may be monotonous and boring, but it may work for him...

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  9. And people didn't believe me when I said that dating websites are the first ones you should never consider going to. Even worse than 4chan. I don't personally go on 4chan, but even without going there myself, I still managed to know that at least there is some kind of entertainment value in watching how pathetic some of the people there can be. Here that's not pathetic, that's just disgusting.

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  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LPme2gSE46U
    Miiverse kids doe

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  11. The internet can NEVER get too low...

    This is off topic but I've come across an oddity. Serebii lists Xerneas and Yveltal's catch rates as 70, while Bulbapedia lists their catch rates as 30. Who's right and who's wrong?

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    1. I can catch Yveltal with one Ultra Ball in red health and asleep if that helps...

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    2. As can I, and having caught Yveltal in a Premiere ball with little difficulty I'm inclined to believe Serebii. However I have also caught Dialga and Palkia in Poke Balls and they have a catch rate of 30.

      Are there any math experts here who could possibly work it out?

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    3. I could work it out; Just tell me what you remember about the condition of Yveltal when you caught it.

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    4. It's absolutely, definitely 70. I caught Yveltal multiple times, and trust me when I say 30 is much too low. Besides, we all know Serebii somehow has access to that data where no one else does. Heck, Diancie having a catch rate of 30 is perfectly doable in retrospect, since guess who else has a catch rate of 30?

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  12. ...There's roving bands of gang rapists in India, America keeps bombing Weddings with UAV strikes thinking their terrorists, and a South Africa has contestant cases of rape towards lesbians thinking to cure them... and THIS is what you view as the rock bottom for people?

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    1. "the internet's rock bottom"
      At least read properly before criticizing.

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    2. I still view the Holocaust as rock bottom for humanity. My great grandparents (along with millions of others in my religion) died in this so no one should tell me otherwise.

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    3. Thankfully, again, this is the INTERNET'S rock bottom, not humanity's...

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    4. Yeah, this is reading comprehension's rock bottom. >_>

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