Sunday, December 1, 2013

Sonic Generations: by furries, for furries

What.

THE.

FUCK.

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  1. She's got DD breasts, exposed cleavage, and shirt comprises of a giant pink heart, who honestly if you put a bag over her head most people would assume was just a Succubus.

    Your just now realizing she's supposed to be sex appeal?

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    1. Even so, game companies usually aren't this stupid about it, for lack of a better term. Unless we're talking DoA, nothing can excuse that tripe.

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  2. I love how literal and seriously you took a cartoon butterface seducing asexual robots along with a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog who only wears shoes & gloves. There's FAR FAR worse things to have happened in the game industry than that xD

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    1. Did you already forget how I love exaggeration for the sake of comedy? Or in my case, "comedy".

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    2. You forget I love busting people balls, just for the sake of it ;P

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  3. Maybe they're only appealing to the vast majority of their fanbase...?
    Still haven't played Generations due to most of the sonic games made recently before it giving me a bad impression on the series.

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    1. Even Colors? Shadow and 2006 were absolute garbage, as was half of Unleashed, but if you're including Colors in that group, then may whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your soul.

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    2. Well, I stopped playing sonic games before Colors so I'm not including that in with those games. Thinking back that was a stupid idea seeing that the series from what I've heard got good the second I stopped playing them...

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  4. Didn't you say you got a new graphics card? Those are some low settings :O

    Anyway, I guess it could be worse. They could have made her a love interest. *Barfs*

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    1. It's not installed yet. Even so, the settings are the highest possible, aside from the antialiasing which is turned off.

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    2. Seriously? I've never actually played it but the characters look kinda bad. Although you don't really notice that stuff when you've moving so quick anyway.

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    3. Well it IS a straight port of the 360 version...

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  5. I'll look at those pics later, since I'm assuming they're NSFW. I don't get why fans are so into Rouge of all characters, with the weird looking bat head. Furries tell me they don't care about faces or skin. Give them something that has boobs and they're good.

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    1. You're assuming wrong. They're not NSFW, they're just stupid. The game IS rated E, after all.

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  6. Hmm...none of the links seem to work when I click them. Oh well! Now on with my life!

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