We stand on guard for thee!
Seriously though, Quebec is horribly inaccurate. Protesters who protest about everything, huh? Nah, it's just that the liberal arts students are noisy enough to make the rest of us look bad. You want free tuition, huh? Well how about you major in something that will allow you to make enough to pay your student loans? (I already showed you some sickening examples of these cretins last year on this very blog, so if they treat us taxpayers with that kind of disdain we'll be more than happy to return the favor.)
"Catholics" is horribly wrong too. Maybe before 1960 back when the Catholic church basically owned everything and mindwiped us into being their mindless minions, but now it's atheist heaven. 90% of us rejected the church, and the remaining 10% are over the age of 70. That's not me being cynical either, go to a random church on Sunday morning and count the hairs that aren't white. You'll be done fast, I promise.
Poutine, though? Yes. Yes yes yes. A HUNDRED TIMES YES. Of course, where it goes totally wrong is when people try to mess with the formula. I've already mentioned that Italian poutine is just about the grossest thing ever, and I stand by that statement. (It's made by replacing the gravy with spaghetti sauce, for the record. Wrong on every conceivable level.)
So, fellow Canadians, what is wrong or right about your home province? (Can not resist joke about "terrible politicians" belonging in Alberta...)
Thanks to MrNewblez for the tip.