Here's a good (or bad, depending on your point of view) one to end the year on. The police department of Chatham-Kent, Ontario published a countdown of the top 12 silliest calls this year. Holy crap, taking these calls would be one job I wouldn't do. Now here's the scary part: this happened in one year, in one city where the population is barely over 100000 - and going downwards. Can we hope this means these people aren't breeding?
Here's the 2011 countdown as an added bonus. Enjoy!