Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Officer 728, the porno: Rule 34, no exceptions.

A major news story in the last few months in Quebec has been the fall of a female cop in Montreal, best known as "officer 728", though her real name is out there, I just can't remember what it was. She was involved in several violent arrests (complete with camera footage), and her behavior (as well as general appearance) just screamed "roid rage". Just Google her, you'll see what I mean. Yeah, these are the people who are supposed to protect us. I feel soooo safe right now. (To be fair, most cops these days are way too soft and let way too much stuff fly, but that's not the point.)

Anyway, the reason why I'm talking about this is because I heard on the radio that someone was trying to make a porno out of the whole story. (Presumably not with the actual officer 728, though she might need the pay check nowadays.) And my first reaction was a big fat WHAT THE FUCK, HUMAN RACE. Seems like any news story featuring a woman has to end up being remade in a porno. Especially if BDSM seems like a potentially exploitable theme. (No, I'm not planning on watching the final product if the project comes to fruition, I don't need the extra nightmare fuel.) (I really need to stop with the parentheses.)

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  1. (Once you start to paranthesesis, you never go back)
    (Yes, I also decided that it's real word here, deal with it :p )

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  2. I'm sure the whole thing is entirely because of the BDSM possibilities. That, and the porn industry has an entire market for bizarre stuff just for the sake of bizarreness. I'm sure Holocaust-themed porno exists.

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  3. Now, I don't want to Google Image her, because what if I find the porn?

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    1. As I said, it doesn't exist yet. It's being considered, though.

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